Dr. Mental

The other day I came back to my office to find my office-mate in a discussion with his boss.

As I sat down, his boss said, gesturing to me, “You know, you have to call him ‘Doctor’ now.”

“What?” came the reply.

Edginess

A few weeks ago I traveled out of town to visit family. When I got back on the following Tuesday I realized that I had forgotten the power cord for my electric razor at my in-laws’ house.

My skin is more comfortable with an electric razor, but my beard looks awful when I don’t shave. I might look rugged for 2 days, but pretty soon my face looks like a mangy mutt with various splotches of fur that point in random directions.